hogan's heroes quotes

You'd make somebody a good wife. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm really not in need of another officer. Sgt. Schultz: They aren't giving you a blindfold. Hogan's Heroes Memorable Quotes Col. Wilhelm Klink: [surprised and aghast] Hogan, you are the biggest liar I have ever met in my whole life! Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR SECURITY HERE. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, I always have a glass before bedtime makes me sleep like a baby. "What happend to the Duke of York?" And a 'Good day' to you, too, Schultz. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What's there to know? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Did I say red dress? - - -Not that you're fat I mean, not nearly as fat as he is. Colonel Crittendon: No need to worry, I have a photographic memory. Twelve members of his immediate family were sent to Auschwitz, and perished. Filled with fear, frightened to express any kind of opinion. Carter? Col. Robert E. Hogan: But you'll have to eat it there. Which one would you cut, Shultz? My men gave it to me. Likewise, when Kinch climbs through, the "rock" under his hand flexes and mashes down as his weight is on it. Take him away, Klink. It's superb. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Then why do you want me to marry her? Freddy is a chimpanzee. Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Major Hochstetter, you won't believe this. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: During the days, the temperature is 140 degrees, and at night, it is below freezing. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I am a man of many sides. Come on, tell us about it. On the other, "I was in Switzerland during the war". WebThrow away the key. Major Hans Kuehn: Very interesting. Col. Robert E. Hogan: A birthday gift for you. Peter Newkirk: [looking at the burnt money in his hand] It's the story of my life. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're still going to send me home, aren't you? Did you hear me? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [the men are planting flowers] I was not aware that you were such a nature lover. Company Credits Hogan's Heroes Quotes. QuotesGram The inmates of a German World War II prisoner of war camp conduct an espionage and sabotage campaign right under the noses of their warders. Schultz: I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING! Schultz: Col. Hogan if you ever escape Hogan: Yeah? Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you. Hogan: [to the Allied POWs] All right, fellas, you heard the Kommandant. [points to the white wire], Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Cuts the black wire, the bomb stops ticking]. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, leave that to me, General Burkhalter. (When Hogan tells Mrs Linkmeyer that Klink will marry her} Col. Robert E. Hogan: And if he asks any questions? Col. Robert E. Hogan: So what? Demolished the building, wiped out the garrison, killed Kommandant Hedrick, knocked the Fuhrer's picture off the wall and everything. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter Andrew Carter: I was just going into town for some beer. I warned you not to listen to me unless I tell you to. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Higher than that, my wife. Raus! Col. Robert E. Hogan: After two years here, who cares what they look like? Cpl. Now, Klink, where do these lines cross? Cpl. [to Klink and Schultz] Schultz: Oh I see nothing. You will have a fair trial General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter Col. Wilhelm Klink: Perfect! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Of course not! Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And if you ever tell anyone, I will have you kept in this cooler for a year. Hans Schultz, Wolfgang Brauner. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That is me. If we're wrong, what are they going to do? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Until we catch those traitors, Stalag 13 will be under Gestapo control. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And a dancing lesson. The War is back on! Baroness Lili von Schlichter: Colonel, I will be safe here? Hans Georg Schultz: General Burkhalter, what are you doing here? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [after being made a joke] Klink, you are the Kommandant here. Marya: Poor Putzie. Cpl. Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Captain Ritter has been ordered to acquaint himself with Luftwaffe prisoner-of-war facilities. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, I appreciate your concern, General, but I can assure you, you need not worry about my life being in danger. She must be an orangutan. Peter Newkirk: Now you see that wouldn't be cricket. [General Hofstader gets out of his staff car and marches over to Klink. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I broke up a beautiful friendship. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: What do they want, Klink? Dr. Hermann Felzer: You asked me that in Berlin, Herr General. posted by raster at 12:46 PM on November 15, 2005 like terapin, i also think it was Colonel Klink in "Hogan's Heroes" where Klink's "very interesting" might have come from never occured to me to question, maybe someone else knows posted by subatomiczoo at 1:01 PM on November 15, 2005 Charlie Chan? Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Now, that's the worst blow of all. That British agent? Hogan: Well if it makes you feel any better, sir, there IS a chimpanzee raking in the garden. [laughs. Sgt. He took me for 50 marks. Sgt. Hopefully, you will go. Col. Robert E. Hogan: We'll give it back after we take it apart and make blueprints of it. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ah, Major Hochstetter, always a pleasure to see your smiling face. Col. Wilhelm Klink: General, I promise you, I will bring all my skill and my intelligence to bear on this problem. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, now that you mention it, so would I. Cpl. [reads the lines he worte down] "Mairzy Doats, Little Boy Blue" [eats the paper] I realise this is hard to believe, general, but Klink- General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: HOCHSTETTER! Colonel Sitzer: We want you to keep it a secret until the presentation. This whole thing doesn't makes sense. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Honest with you? James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Right, Colonel. Col. Robert E. Hogan: No, me Hogan. No one in or out without my permission. It was a message. Sgt. He'll try to use the tunnel a day earlier and really escape. She's clever, forceful, efficient, thrifty. Hogan: Give him the good news first, Schultz. Hogan: It's going to be the only bridge in the world with a built-in bomb. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, that's not the code Oh, it's the old double-look method. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You cannot use it, and that's final. | Maybe they'll send you to a good post. 4. Hogan: You see, sir, today is one of our national holidays - repeal of prohibition. Col. Robert E. Hogan: We'll give it back after we take it apart and make blueprints of it. The Allies won't bomb a prisoner of war camp. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [at the rehearsal of the wedding Hilda dressed as the bride] I do not recall giving permission to Fraulein Hilda to be part of this. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That's my wife. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Flattery will gain you nothing, my dear, Colonel. Sgt. So handsome and so unlucky. The most wanted man in Germany and we've got him. I've doubled the tower guards, the searchlights. Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [after catching Schultz accepting items from the prisoners] Cigarettes? Starring Bob Crane as Colonel Robert Hogan, the show was set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp for Western Allied prisoners during World War II. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [talking with Colonel Becker] General Burkhalter tells me that you are the commandant of a POW camp, just like me. I did not even get up this morning! Col. Robert E. Hogan: From the Panzer division. Peter Newkirk: [as German adjutant] Transfer to the Russian front, sir, or court-martial to be shot? You've got to get that mixture just right. The man can't dance. Hans Georg Schultz: I said, Yes. It ran for 168 episodes from September 17, 1965, to April 4, 1971, on the CBS network. What is this man doing here? Hogan: [the phone rings while Hogan's men are cracking a safe] Answer the phone, tell him it's the wrong number. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: He isn't going anywhere with the information, is he? General: But I don't want to leave the country. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I taught him everything he knew about flying. Now, let's get it right! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: The message is: "I am foul. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, I could not believe it myself. That's why I was known to my classmates as 'The Eagle'. Peter Newkirk: Where are we going to hide a tank? Oh, they're great goose-steppers, but nothing on the dance floor. Sgt. Even if I say so myself, when I turn on the charm, I can be irresistible. 1. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You're a little late, my friend. Werner Klemperer played Colonel Wilhelm Klink, the incompetent commandant of the camp, and John Banner played the bungling sergeant-of-the-guard, Sergeant Hans Schultz. I'm worried about spying. One set of books. Schultz: I have good news and bad news. It's a long trip to this camp, you know. A complaint. Just let us all know when it's time for Roll Call, will you? Hogan: Didn't you learn anything from DuBois? Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: If you knew which wire it was, why did you ask me? Hogan's Heroes (1965 Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, the Baron was clever alright but not quite clever enough. NOTHING IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUKE OF YORK! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: But, uh where is there to go in a prison camp? Andrew Carter: I think it's much safer to think of something else. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What did you tell him? Colonel Klink: In case I'm, uh, recommended for promotion - not that I'm asking you, sir - I'm sure that the board will take my extremely marvelous physical fitness into consideration. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: The execution takes place tomorrow as scheduled. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're right, the situation is hopeless, there's no solution, we're faced with an absolute impossibility. [Normal tone of voice] You make me feel terrible. If there's one thing I'm not, it's a talker General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I must admit if there is anything more outstanding than your humility, it's your golden silence. Hans Georg Schultz: Well Colonel Hogan asked me if he could leave the camp tonight again to see the baroness. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Operation Albatross? We are determined to destroy this fool at any cost. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: But is Hogan ready to tell us about the Norden? WebCol. Sgt. Hogan's Heroes lasted 6 seasons and She rocks for hours in the corner under one of the dumb smiling flowers. I must report this, it would be worth my life if I do not report this. Sunday edition. You obviously worked hard on this plan, Klink. We're going to rebuild the bridge with a very special feature. Col. Wilhelm Klink: This time tell me the good news first. And I won't have to share credit with Major Hochstetter. Sgt. Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: If I do, I'm liable to shoot him myself. General Stauffen: The greatest military minds Germany has ever produced. Klink: That's goodnews?! You only thought he was stupid. Hans Georg Schultz: But don't let the commandant see the monkey. Bob Crane starred as Colonel Robert E. Hogan, coordinating an international crew of Allied prisoners running a Special Operations group from the camp. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yes, that does it. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Your lying! We got our rights; we're as good as they are. [Myra and Newkirk are being held in a German prison]. That way we will get the full impact on public opinion. WebCarter: Cheer up Schultz. Col. Robert E. Hogan: They *shot* Holtz trying to escape- you're next! General Hofstader: Where is my tank, Klink? What better place to keep him. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Hochstetter's not such a bad guy, sir. Peter Newkirk: No, I use the letters to cover the holes in my underwear. For the next two weeks it's death Beggars can't be choosers, you know.

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