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LET US REMOVE YOUR SHORTS Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? 1076. Doc, why is it that when I speak to God it's a prayer, and when God speaks to me it's schizophrenia? Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 19. 663. Published by Ozarks Sentinel, May 23, 2013. A rat can last longer without water than a camel. In British Columbia, it is illegal to kill a Sasquatch or Bigfoot if one is ever found. 585. LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME Pregnant girls are vulnerable to weight gain. More smiling, less worrying. ~ Buddhist quote. ~ Sri Chinmoy. If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. ~ Unknown. ~ Henry David Thoreau. 521. 854. Do not seek it without. Police were called to a day care center where a two-year-old was resisting a rest. Barbershop singers bring joy to school for deaf. Become it. 375. Pearls dissolve in vinegar. Verizon. WORDLE Answers - Google Photos of some solved Wordle puzzles. Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you are not. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi: "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". There are three ingredients in the good life: Learning, earning and yearning. ~ Unknown. ~ E. B. Der Tod eines Menschen ist eine Tragdie, der Tod von Millionen eine Statistik. If you started working for a penny a day with the stipulation that your pay doubled each day, you'd be a millionaire in less than a month. ~ Unknown. ~ Albert Einstein. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else. When you judge someone you have no time to love them. (Trump trying to get White House staffers to let him use their Twitter accounts). The race for quality has no finish line. ~ Margaret Atwood. 211. To learn more, see our tips on writing great answers. 1103. May you always have love to share, health to spare, and friends that care. ~ Ophrah Winfrey. ~ Unknown. 1146. ~ Ogden Nash. Shakespeare Quotations. 38. "You know, my daughter has married an Irishman." Published by TEDx Talks, Oct 17, 2012. Sign in a German cafe: Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. 62. 23. 625. 3. Pastor is on vacation. 1147. ~ Tom Zohar @TomZohar, 8 Jan. 2021. 1000. So, I tried Retirement and found that I'm perfect for the job. ~ Unknown. ~ Mark Twain. Related resources: ~ John R. Wooden. A lot of the trouble in the world would disappear if we were talking to each other instead of about each other. ~ H. G. Wells. ~ Chinese Proverb. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. 83. ~ Warren Buffet. 913. I changed my iPad name to Titanic. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the Copyright 2020, Crosswordeg.Com, All Rights Reserved. 100 Totally Useless Facts That Are Too Entertaining for Words 18. ~ Doug Brown. The shells she sells are seashells I'm sure. 898. ~ Chinese Proverb. 526. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. 607. 890. 8. 26 live less than 14 years 7. Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. The first Jack O'Lanterns were actually made from turnips. 440. ~ Hilary Cooper. a School of Fish, Porpoises, Whales To be is to do. Why were the Indians here first? 280. IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE Overall, serious crime rate down; but arsons, burglaries, homicides up. The winter of 1911 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. Grief is not a disorder, a disease or a sign of weakness. Puns. 1149. ~ Buddha quote. ~ Donald Trump. ~ Unknown. ~ Mortimer Collins. May your troubles be less, 5. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. 1152. 142. Pamper yourself. 1. 1002. In Bangladesh, children age 15 and older can be sent to jail for cheating on their final exams. And may we friends gathered below never fall out. YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID ~ Stephen O'Brien.From Poems for funerals without religion. Disney. I'm everything you feel, see or hear. 774. How others see you is not important. ~ Jack Dorsey. 3. ~ Jean Kerr. On a poster at Kencom: ~ A police and military saying. Co-authored by Sandra Possing, wikiHow, Oct 5, 2020. One world, one fight! Happy people never count hours as they pass. ~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau. Rather suffer an injustice than commit one. The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. Battered fish everywhere. Site design / logo 2023 Stack Exchange Inc; user contributions licensed under CC BY-SA. James (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. Arrogance is the full sister of ignorance. Life is too short for drama or petty things, so laugh hard, love truly and forgive quickly. ~ Winston Churchill. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. to mourn for you no more; 215. 1135. In Germany, it is illegal to stop on an autobahn (expressway). 12 Steps to Self-Care: 872. Crossword Clue, Fail to keep a stiff upper lip? 11. Burglar. 99. 186. 196. Friendship must never be buried under the weight of misunderstanding. ~ Benjamin Franklin. Slugs have four noses. 68. ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe So Tom didn't do something , he rather said something funny playing with the words. What are the strongest days of the week? ~ Unknown. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. ~ Unknown. 840. ~ Thomas Jefferson. I should know enough about loss to realize that you never really stop missing someone - you just learn to live around the huge gaping hole of their absence. 1188. 446. The palms of your hands and the soles of your feet cannot tan, or grow hair. 9 are in South America A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands. If you are right, then there is no need to get angry. Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. That's how awful the loss is. Many times it is about words who have similar sounds. Be ready for a spot check! The cardinal doctrine of a fanatic's creed is that his enemies are the enemies of God. ~ Chinese saying. 256. Brainy Quote. I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes, now I have Heinzsight. 218. No one is happy unless he respects himself. ~ Buddhist quote. Spoken by Zara in Act III, Scene VIII in The Mourning Bride (1697). When you give someone your whole heart and he doesn't want it, you cannot take it back. ~ Mother Teresa. (Translated: The future is in your hands.) Fiction has to make sense. ~ Michael McDowell. ~ Steven Wright. 55. 864. They must be felt with the heart. This answers first letter of which starts with P and can be found at the end of N. We think PUN is the possible answer on this clue. 729. Schoolmaster: The classroom a Charm of Hummingbirds What a bargain grandchildren are! Baby Reads Funny Story to Daddy. There will also be a Want to hear a joke about paper? 967. 293. At Japan's Yunessun Spa Resort, visitors can go for a swim in their favorite beverage, such as in the Japanese Sake Spa, Green Tea Spa, Coffee Spa and Wine Spa. The mark of wisdom lies, more than anything else, in the ability to listen. 1. ~ Bob Dylan. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. Strong people forgive. Refine the search results by specifying the number of . 14 are Hindus Spotted in a safari park: It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections. 8. Budweiser. See I Made a Snowman. Enter the length or pattern for better results. ~ Sylvia Plath. ~ Dietrich Bonhoeffer. And do and go, and lone and gone, and wart and cart -- Come, come! Microsoft. ~ Mae West. Prescott. Carve every word, before you let it fall. Collection of Jokes. German: Wer nicht vorwrts geht, der kommt zurcke. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. If you need a shoulder to cry on, pull off to the side of the road. It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret. ~ Unknown. A few more countries recognize Israel's right to exist than before." 109. ~ Buddhist quote. Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. ~ Albert Einstein. What does "a funny play on words" mean? Tom made a funny play on words For he will order his angels to protect you wherever you go. (In German, putting something on the "long bench" means putting it off). In reality, if you put money and health in front of people, people tend to choose money because too many people do not know that health can bring more money and happiness. 751. Toyota. ~ Stephen Grellet. 616. Human rights, democracy and peace are a single entity. Omniglot: Proverbs and sayings. English: Better to run than to rot. abdominal cavity. To each their own. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. 1005. Treasure every moment you have. It isn't good to keep things bottled up. People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention. Semper Fidelis. From "Why Teachers Drink" - Students' answers to test questions: Don't beat yourself up. ~ Elizabeth Bibesco. And when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. 363. Y Generation Explained in a Cartoon by French Canadian cartoonist Marc Beaudet, published at Journal de Qubec on January 22, 2008. 838. (On Christianity) Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. Against stupidity we are defenseless. ~ Unknown. To know the road ahead, ask those coming back. 135. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Love is blind. The entire population of Canada (35,540,400 on July 1, 2014) has fewer people than Tokyo's metropolitan area (37,832,892 in 2014). 622. ~ Charles Schulz. ~ B. F. Skinner. Once bitten by a snake, a person is frightened at the mere sight of a rope for a lifetime. In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. ~ Unknown. (French). Yes, English can be weird. In looking for people to hire, you look for three qualities: integrity, intelligence, and energy. I'll whisper my answer through the leaves on the trees, 842. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. The capacity to love requires the necessity to mourn when someone you love dies. The Roots of Violence: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Knowledge without character, Commerce without morality, Science without humanity, Worship without sacrifice, Politics without principles. 604. Exercise. 536. "You're still getting the same service!". 3. Enter the length or pattern for better results. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. Who will see it, I'm gone now, but I'm still very near, death can never separate us. 392. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. What's the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet? 947. The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. Fisherman arrested for using wife as shark bait. 265. ~ Bill Maher. 30. Thinkers think and doers do. I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it. ~ Unknown. I do and I understand. You and only you are responsible for your life choices and decisions. If someone's burden was lighter because you did your part, ~ Mark Twain. ~ Malala Yousafzai. Goats have rectangular pupils. 923. 168. a Clutter of Spiders 1 Crossword Clue, 'Just Like I Said I Would ?' ~ Rumi. 861. I cook using the 4 food groups: Canned, Boxed, Bagged and Frozen. 773. ~ Jack Ma, Billionaire entrepreneur, Co-founder of Alibaba Group. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. ~ Unknown. 999. Till then, remember me, you understand - and try not to cry. Eyes are richly supplied with blood and nutrients and eye wounds heal quickly as compared to other tissues. ~ Ken Olson, founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977. ~ Socrates. ~ Ernest Hemingway. Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable. 902. English: If you're not going forward, you're going backward. Not so much to prevent COVID-19 but to stop eating. My relationship with Whisky is on the rocks. The word "queueing" has five consecutive vowels. Sign at a church: Issued as Australian legal tender, the most valuable coin in the world is a $1 million coin made by Perth Mint, which weights one tonne and is 99.99% pure gold. For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one. They blame it on the cost of living. Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of payments. play on words phrase. Since the blue rose itself is a rarity in nature, it symbolizes the impossible, or the unattainable. Samsung. 501. ~ Grace Hansen. In 2016, women are always right. Cheap things are not good, good things are not cheap. If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot it's on the right foot. ~ Confucius. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping. 19. The greatest influence on a child begins with the birth of his parents. 1282. ~ Ernst Jnger. Come to church for a faith lift! Whenever two people meet, there are really six people present. A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her. You don't want to press your luck. The purpose of a pun is to cause an effect in the reader or listener. ~ Buddhist quote. I found out she was seeing someone on the side. ~ George Carlin. In 1916, women fought for some right. 852. 360. Industrial & Commercial Bank of China (ICBC). 17. Dogs and Humans are the only animals with prostates. Respectfully Quoted: A Dictionary of Quotations, 1989. ~ Margaret Mead. 566. Life is like a grammar lesson. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. 691. If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. You are confined only by the walls you build yourself. ~ Unknown. William J. H. Boetcker, 1916. Shell. Fun video to watch. Almost all of the gold on Earth comes from outer space. A comet's tail always points away from the sun. (Early bird catches the worm). Life is not a having and a getting, but a being and a becoming. ~ Tommy Lee. ~ Robert Frost. One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. An American bald eagle once flew all the way to Shannon, Ireland - 3,000 miles across the Atlantic with the help of strong westerly winds. 111. The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. 816. See also: Anagram Scramble. ~ Rebecca Abrams, When Parents Die. ~ Abraham Lincoln. ~ Buddhist quote. 408. ~ From WackyWits.com. ~ Mother Teresa. ~ Margaret Meade. Cisco. Hope is better than fear. No matter how prepared you think you are for the death of a loved one, it still comes as a shock, and it still hurts very deeply. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. For evil to flourish, all that is needed is for good people to do nothing. ~ Roger Caras. I'm sixty years of age. And cases are spiking, Strong women don't have attitudes, they have standards. Notice in health food shop window: Funny Word Play Halloween Kids Snow and Winter Thanksgiving Wine Funny Puns To pun is to use words that sound alike but have different meanings. ~ Rudyard Kipling. ~ Edward Bulwer-Lytton (1839 for his play Richelieu; Or the Conspiracy). 1177. ~ Confucius. He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Rockin' Around the Stimulus Tree ~ Sung to the tune of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree BUTTER FLY BUTTERFLY Funny Play on Words Monarch Weatherproof Laptop Sticker (1.3k) $2.58 $3.00 (14% off) FREE shipping Women's Funny Golf T Shirt Par Tee Animal Shirt Golfer Shirts Hilarious Gift Idea Play On Words Graphic Tee (15.4k) $23.26 $27.36 (15% off) FREE shipping 628. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Gold is gold, no matter how muddied it becomes. What the mind doesn't understand, it worships or fears. ~ Napoleon Hill (American author, 1883-1970). Home Depot. Law, History, and Other Irrelevant Info: 1101. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years. Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision. ~ Eric Butterworth. ~ Murphy's Laws. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. ~ Unknown. 1075. Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing in our own sunshine. 337. I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters. I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees. Show up until you're confident. Q. 644. It's not something you learn in school. It's all about raisin awareness. 1201. Subscribe to America's largest dictionary and get thousands more definitions and advanced searchad free! Account suspended. Note: Some of the following statements may or may not be true or factual. I think I am, therefore, I am. ~ Unknown. Love is patient, love is kind. While other metals might also turn yellow, this can only be done by oxidizing the metal or combined with other materials. 460. a Den of Snakes, Thieves Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed accompanied by the pastor." Canada has the longest coastline of any country in the world. 578. DON'T SLEEP WITH A DRIP Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted. ~ Shucks, it falls on a Wednesday. 819. "Donald J. Trump: the greatest at commanding, wall-building, the environment, uniting, wall-building, and speeching." The 50+ million Muslims [in Europe] will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades. ~ Buddha. a Tribe of Natives Muhammad Ali (Jan. 17, 1942 - June 3, 2016) was born Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr. 207. ~ Gerald Burrill. R3AD 7H15. It is not greed that drives the world but envy. In a city restaurant: 325. 761. Age is a question of mind over matter. Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. 581. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. 762. ~ Warren Buffett. a Bed of Clams, Cockles, Mussels, Oysters Now it's a wrecked angle. Viewers: Reviews Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. 845. Trump got some small concessions from the Universal Postal Union. In 1391, China began producing toliet paper for use by its Emperors. People are making Apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow. Don't be afraid to say "Yes". 15. Is there even one reason? The best answers are voted up and rise to the top, Not the answer you're looking for? Not as I am now, but as I used to be. Huge collection of Famous Quotes, Quote of the Day, Topics, Authors, Pictures, Words, Quiz, Professions, Birthdays. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Why is Everything White? 735. 942. There is no grief like the grief that does not speak. You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. When we hate our enemies, we are giving them power over us: power over our sleep, our appetites, our blood pressure, our health, and our happiness. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas. Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Today, I am enough. Man alive! In South Carolina, it is legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays. 857. 50 'Weird Facts' About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective by Jonas Grineviius and Austja Akavickait, boredpanda, History, Science, 2021. Humorous play on words by AlanMiller 22 May 2010, 14:18 Way on back in Woody's Lounge, somebody posted a humorous play on words. 498. To keep thee in all thy ways. Making good, making trouble, or making excuses. ~ Chinese proverb. ~ Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart. ~ Indian Hills Community Center. Toyota. 1030. A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. 127. 884. Scallops have up to 100 eyes around the edge of their mantles. He dropped a computer on his toes and had megahertz. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. Familiar Quotations 10th ed, 1919. DR. GEORGE, AT YOUR CERVIX Some people live and learn, others live but never learn. 1212. 1260. At the electric company: It is a privilege denied to many. The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust. 681. ~ Leslie Nielsen. ~ Steve Jobs. Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. Never give up on your dreams. The tooth is the only part of the human body that can't heal itself. 624. 1174. Come through your door. Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does. a Cast of Actors ~ Goswami Kriyananda. ~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau. Play on words, often humorous Word Hike [ Answer ] When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 1227. 410. Wedlock is a padlock. Common sense is not so common. Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Simply enter a random five-letter word to get started. It was last seen in British quick crossword. 107. ~ Lionel Messi. Be blessed, not stressed. 90% of the world's ice covers Antarctica. ~ Donald Trump. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. ~ Unknown. ~ Chinese proverb. A family is not an important thing, it's everything. ~ Mahatma Gandhi. ~ Short-funny.com. No farewell words were spoken, 806. The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent. 943. Work hard. ~ Charles M. Schultz. Orange roses indicate enthusiasm and passion. So, I gather the ribbon, More love, less hate. 631. a Bask of Crocodiles Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat. 433. ~ Unknown. I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. 885. 249. 1182Freedom is the power to choose our own chains. We can study until old age and still not finish. 802. As long as a man stands in his own way, everything seems to be in his way. 957. ~ Donald Trump. ~ German saying. ~ Dietrich Bonhoeffer, The Cost of Discipleship. ~ Wayne Dyer. 708. 796. A person's height is determined by the father, and weight is determined by the mother. A husband who loses a wife is called a widower. It is sometimes referred to as the "short ton" or "net ton". ~ Jack Penn. YouTube video, 3:31 min. ~ Chinese saying. Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong. As the world entered lockdown ~ Dean Jackson. 892. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. How to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75. So dry your eyes and remember me, Grief is not a sign of weakness, nor a lack of faith. Do not eat aluminum or you'll sheet metal. English: First think, then act. Wombat feces are cubic. Olny 55 poeple out of 100 can. ~ Charles Gordy. Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. Tragedy isn't getting something or failure to get it; it's losing something you already have. declval<_Xp(&)()>()() - what does this mean in the below context? * Xeriscape: "Derived from the Greek xeros meaning 'dry,' the term means literally 'dry landscape' xeriscape landscaping needn't be limited to desert plants Rather, the practice allows you to use the plants you want, but insists on common-sense measures that will help conserve water ". I love you every day. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. What are the cylinder head torque settings of a Toyota 3S engine? 687. 339. 639. See also: Things Most Humans Can't Do (TEST). If the world were 100 people from visually by rockcontent. By doing good, we become good. ~ Albert Einstein. 223. ~ James Dean. Learning is weightless - a treasure you can always carry easily. Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of people, but from doing something worthwhile. 877. 81. You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. 1196. ~ Muhammad Ali. TaoBao. ~ Stephen King. From the total, $9.2 billion was spent on beer (approx $324 per adult, which equates to 2.27 billion litres of beer), $7 billion on wine and $5.1 billion on spirits. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers. ~ Unknown. 51 live in cities ~ Indian Hills Community Center. 801. Effort plus motive equals result. Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians. 17 Remain Dead in Morgue Shooting Spree. Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing well. This answers first letter of which starts with P and can be found at the end of N. Did you get the correct answer for your Humorous play on words crossword clue? The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska. a Congress of Baboons 189. Time waits for no one. Translation: Think before you speak. Where is the tallest General Electric Building located? If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. Dolphins sleep with one eye open. English: He who rests grows rusty. So far, the Universe is winning. 314. - Ronald Reagan. Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (If you commit to something, commit to it all the way). A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members. Greenland meteorite may be from space. Don't be redundant by repeating yourself. 7 Hilarious Funny Play On Words Puns - Punstoppable 1194. 120. ~ Publilius Syrus. 1025. ~ German idiom. Be greedy when others are fearful, and fearful when others are greedy. He who doesn't, finds an excuse. Being white doesn't make you a racist, and being black doesn't make you a slave. I do my thing and you do yours. State Grid. A woman as old as she looks. The important thing is not just to sympathize with or to pity others, but to really understand what they're going through. I dreamed a thousand new paths, I awoke and walked my old one. ~ Chinese and English proverbs. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. 1193. 489. The name "Canada" comes from the St. Lawrence Iroquoian language word "Kanata" meaning "Village". Last year I was feeling sad, lonely and depressed. ~ Chili Davis. 874. Limit television. 966. Come back. The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1,400 feet per second. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. A friend in need is usually something you don't need. 21. 64. The driest place on Earth is in Antarctica in an area called the Dry Valleys, which have seen no rain for nearly 2 million years. Airplanes were grounded, a Crash of Rhinoceroses (From Pun of the Day). ~ Kahlil Gibran. Ovetta Wiggins, Washington Post, 8 Apr. We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch. 1211. Great Facts. Krummes Holz gibt auch gerades Feuer. 1138. To Avoid Snakebites, Avoid Bothering Snakes. In 2020, a lie circles the world countless times before the truth has a chance to hit "Post." German Proverbs from 21 Inspiring German Proverbs for German Learners by Nick Schferhoff: (Go to the site to see detailed explanations of meanings of these proverbs). ~ Dr. Shelly Sarwal, passed away on Aug. 31, 2018 at age 48. ~ English-language pangram. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. ~ Unknown. ~ Kahlil Gibran. $1.25 per bag. ~ Jack Daniels. The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession. Luxury is not stepping into a hospital. Aller Anfang ist schwer. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche. Note: This book wasn't written by Guy Fawkes. ~ Arthur C. Clarke. Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. ~ George Floyd, 46, a handcuffed and pinned-down-on-the-ground black man who pleaded for air and for his mother but died after Derek Chauvin, a Minneapolis police officer, knelt on his neck for 9 minutes and 29 seconds. How do you keep grasses in a planter upright? orange. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~ Sung to the tune of Do They Know It's Christmas? 1014. ~ Arnot L. Sheppard. ~ Buddhist quote. What does a play on words expression mean? The truth always turns out to be simpler than you thought. Louis Vuitton. ~ Unknown. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. ~ Winston Churchill Silent Generation, Baby Boomers, Generation X and Generation Y: 830. 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023: Stay away from positive people. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's; she changes it more often. ~ Charles M. Schwab. 1113. ~ Epictetus. We closed our eyes. A. ~ Chinese proverb. Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

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